1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless
   
   
2. A better model is just around the corner
   
   
3. They look nice and shiny until you get them home
   
   
4. It is always necessary to have a backup
   
   
5. Even the best of them are unreliable and secure
   
   
6. They never live up to the claims made for them
   
   
7. To get their attention you have to turn them on
   
   
8. Despite years of evolution they still can't think for themselves
   
   
9. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons
   
   
10. Size does matter