1. Picky, Picky, Picky
   
   
2. They hear what you say but not what you mean
   
   
3. Beauty is only shell deep
   
   
4. When you ask what's wrong they say "nothing"
   
   
5. Can produce incorrect results at alarming speed
   
   
6. Always turning simple statements into big productions
   
   
7. Smalltalk is important
   
   
8. You can do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong
   
   
9. They make you take the garbage out
   
   
10. One missed period and they go wild